fantasy book recommendation!

So yeah this is my new blog no on will read this anyways...Basically I can say whatever I want because no one will read it! so onto the content...what content you may ask? well tonight ladies and gentlemen you are in for a treat because I have a tale so epic that after you hear it you may ask wow chris did that really happen your a badass...can I have your autograph? And of course ill give you one but ill act like its a big deal when in reality its not. So anyways the story begins two days ago that's right another normal December day, or so I thought. I woke up rather chipper around noonish or so I cant remember the details but they aren't really important. The important thing is what happened. S0 anyways I decide that I'm gonna go to the store, and loiter around a bit. I mean that's what I do don't judge me. Its actually more fun than it sounds. So this store I wont name any names but the name rythmes with farms and global. So yeah figure that out for a second. Ok we good? Lets continue so anyways I'm wandering in my usual section, and There is this guy there. I know not very exciting hes just a guy, but he starts talking to me asking me is this a good book he held up some random fantasy book. Now here's what bothers me I told him it was good when I had no clue, it was like before I knew what was happening I had already told him. So anyways If there is a guy out there who's like...That bitch said it was good, but its terrible. Id just like to tell him you should like because I said it was good even If I didn't know what I was talking about. Sorry but I am that cool! Oh and I am not a bitch sir!