Day 20- Hellsmouths new shoes!

Some of you may know me already, my name is hellsmouth. I am a big, hairy, purple, monster that has horns who enjoys all the finer things in life. Such as nintendo, comic books, and of course pizza. I'm usually a friendly kinda guy, but old habits die hard and sometimes I find myself doing things the way they used to be. Take for example last week, I woke up around noonish not too early not too late and had myself a nice breakfast. I watched a little tv, and in general was looking forward to my afternoon nap. That is when I heard a noise outside, it was a man snooping around my house out here in the woods. Naturally I did what all monsters do, I hopped up from my seat went outside, and ate him. He wasn't as tasty as some other humans, but he did try to run. I don't mind a good chase every now and then, so it wasn't a total loss. That is when I looked down at the shoes that I had so casually thrown off to the side earlier. They were some of the best looking shoes I have ever seen, crocodile skin loafers, and just my size. Well they would be once I ripped off the front toe, and made a few slight adjustments. Anyways some newer monsters frown upon the old ways of eating people. The way I see it, I got a new pair of crocodile sandals!